Drunk...

Okay, so I'm very drunk, so I shall type this as a Joyceanesque stream of consciousness ramble.

So I've been seeing Rebecca who's my 'secret lover' wild cat minx of glory who I've made squirt 3 times... she has a boyfriend called Dan who is much taller and better looking than me, yet I still relentlessly pull her with consummate ease using my natural super player powers which I learned some of which off the internet off of fucking Jeffy of RSD.

Now her boyfriend, he thinks I was trying to kiss her in the bar we were in, however this wasn't the case whatsover, I merely informed her of my desire to fuck her brains out, in pretty much exactly those words. Unless he heard those words, I don't see what his fucking problem is.

I drunkenly sent the lyrics of Purple Rain to her... which may be stupid, but I'm going to trust David fucking Shade on this one, and go on a hunch and say that a girl won't get rid of a guy who can make her squirt THREE times in a fucking night.

However, we shall see. Because on Projectglory, we're only interested in PROVEN facts.

LOL third person, very douchey.

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-Michael